Die Pee Drive

Him: Hello?
Me: Do you have the Die Hards on DVD already?
Him: No.
Me: Oh. Because I just, you know, wanted to call and learn more about you. Bye now.
Him: Um. Bye.

Also: Why does my pee always smell like Honey Smacks? TMI. Sorry.

And additionally: If you have a four-wheel drive vehicle and you meet an economy car on the street (like a Toyota Corolla, for example) and the streets are all snowy and narrow? Move the fuck over. The end.