The Sunny Side
I used to love seeing photos of Jennifer Garner with her adorable little girl. They seem so happy and normal and they go to the park and laugh and giggle. It's really sweet, and different from what most of Hollywood is like.
But then I started thinking, damn, doesn't that kid ever cry? Don't they ever have a bad day? Because my kids certainly don't look that happy all the time. They whine because they want milk and not water and they cry because I went to the park with the green slides not the blue slides and they scream because they didn't WANT pretzels they wanted grapes and what kind of stupid fucking whore of a mother ARE YOU anyway???
Which, I don't really understand why my kids aren't joyous all the time. Because, me? I'm a ball of fucking sunshine.
But then I started thinking, damn, doesn't that kid ever cry? Don't they ever have a bad day? Because my kids certainly don't look that happy all the time. They whine because they want milk and not water and they cry because I went to the park with the green slides not the blue slides and they scream because they didn't WANT pretzels they wanted grapes and what kind of stupid fucking whore of a mother ARE YOU anyway???
Which, I don't really understand why my kids aren't joyous all the time. Because, me? I'm a ball of fucking sunshine.
4 Comments:
Damn, you make me laugh.
Don't you know celebrities are perfect, with perfect lives, perfect bodies, and perfect children? They never have a bad day, never feel sad, and never poop out anything other than sunshine and roses.
Come to think of it, it would probably hurt to poop out roses.
From one whore mother to another ... I think you're awesome.
Can't. stop. laughing.
Even read it to Paul, saying, OOOOH, boy, this is me!!!!!!!
;)
My favorite celebrity mother/daughter pic of all time was one of Reese Witherspoon carrying her daughter on her shoulders and squatting to pick up her dropped car keys. Now, Ava wasn't crying, but hey, I could relate!
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