Conversations
Me and E:
Me: Those are some crazy tights you have on.
E: They aren't crazy. They're FANCY.
Me: Oh. Naturally.
Husband and Cop Who Pulled Him Over:
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Husband: Um. No, not really.
Cop: It's because you're going 28 in a 20.
Husband: Well. Isn't it 25 here? Not that that's an excuse, I'm just wondering. (Me: Totally an excuse, dude.)
Cop: No. [Street A] is 20 on the south side of town.
Husband: I agree. This, however, is [Street B].
Cop: Ahem, harumph, aaaa ha ha.
(Proceeds to make Husband join him in his car.)
Cop: So, have you been drinking tonight?
Husband: Just coffee.
Cop: Are you on any prescription medication?
Husband: Nope.
Cop: Really?
Husband: You're kind of reaching on this one, aren't ya?
Cop: (Silence.) Yeah kindof. I have to give you a warning though.
Husband: Okay.
Me: Those are some crazy tights you have on.
E: They aren't crazy. They're FANCY.
Me: Oh. Naturally.
Husband and Cop Who Pulled Him Over:
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Husband: Um. No, not really.
Cop: It's because you're going 28 in a 20.
Husband: Well. Isn't it 25 here? Not that that's an excuse, I'm just wondering. (Me: Totally an excuse, dude.)
Cop: No. [Street A] is 20 on the south side of town.
Husband: I agree. This, however, is [Street B].
Cop: Ahem, harumph, aaaa ha ha.
(Proceeds to make Husband join him in his car.)
Cop: So, have you been drinking tonight?
Husband: Just coffee.
Cop: Are you on any prescription medication?
Husband: Nope.
Cop: Really?
Husband: You're kind of reaching on this one, aren't ya?
Cop: (Silence.) Yeah kindof. I have to give you a warning though.
Husband: Okay.
posted by Neno | 12:15 PM
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Conversation with Self as Cop pulls ME over:
No warning, huh? Not a chance? You sure about that? Because I know a cop in [Tenille's Town] who's all about warnings.
What's that, you say? Ah, yes. Three miles above the speed limit is a bit different than thirty.
But, hey, what's a digit between friends?
Is it my imagination, or was that cop very nearly human?
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