For Christ's Sake

I tried to take the children to church last night. Why? Because I'm freakin' brain damaged, that's why. It's all the reality TV. It has made me dumb.

Also, because everyone else is capable of taking their children to church. And I should be able to do what everyone else does, right?

And this is how it went:
No!
Shhhh!
Sit!
Stop that!
Turn around!
NOOOOOOO! You! Can't! Color! In! The! HYMNAL!
If you can't sit down, you won't get to have quiet time before bed!
(repeat ad nauseam)

So. That was fun. Also, D drew a big blue crayon line down the front of my skirt. What am I supposed to do with that?