Assphemy

Neno: (Catching husband up on episode of Nip/Tuck) Okay, so she has the stigmata and her feet just started bleeding even though she didn't have anything to use to stab her own feet with and then they tested the blood and it WASN'T EVEN HERS.

Husband: (Not caring.) Farts.

Neno: Oh my god! Was that your gas or Jesus' gas? You might have the STINKmata!!!

Seriously, I feel sorry for him sometimes.