No seriously. Explain it to me.

I don't understand decorative pillows. Making a bed isn't enough of a pain in the ass already that you (and by "you," I mean, clearly, everyone but me) have to make it more work? Not getting it. Also, what's with towels that you can't use? Huh? Additionally, vanity license plates? I'm all about putting funny/snarky words on your car, but why pay the government for it? Not. Understanding.

Sometimes I feel like a stranger in a very strange land.