BREAST!
I go to the library. That's what I do. I occasionally do other things, like go to the grocery store, but for some reason, the things that happen at the library are funnier.
Like today, as I was perusing the "stop spending more fucking money than you have, stupid bitch" section (332.ish by the way), I heard someone reading loudly and slowly something akin to:
Voice 1: "Mir-an-da le... leeee.... leaned to-ward James and un-did her cor... corrrrrr...corset!"
Voice 2: Good! Keep going!
Voice 1: James grab... grabbed her BREAST!
So. I love that they have an adult literacy campaign at the public library. Additionally I love that they are inspiring people to read with, um, passion. And mostly? I'm really glad I never finished my degree in secondary education, English emphasis.
Like today, as I was perusing the "stop spending more fucking money than you have, stupid bitch" section (332.ish by the way), I heard someone reading loudly and slowly something akin to:
Voice 1: "Mir-an-da le... leeee.... leaned to-ward James and un-did her cor... corrrrrr...corset!"
Voice 2: Good! Keep going!
Voice 1: James grab... grabbed her BREAST!
So. I love that they have an adult literacy campaign at the public library. Additionally I love that they are inspiring people to read with, um, passion. And mostly? I'm really glad I never finished my degree in secondary education, English emphasis.
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