And Now Be Thankful You Aren't Married to Me

Neno: Oh my god! Listen to that! (Classic GNR plays on car stereo.)
Husband: What?
Neno: Someone was in my car. Did you drive my car?
Husband: Yes.
Neno: Did you change my CD? Because I totally had NIN playing in the CD player and now it's GNR. WT... (Other than "CD," not actually speaking in acronymns. For the record.)
Husband: I didn't change your CD. I turned the stereo off, but I didn't change the CD.
Neno: Then someone else was in my car! Who was in my car changing my CDs? Where did my CD go!?!
Husband: ??? I don't know.
Neno: Um... oh. It's the radio. Ha. Ha, ha.
Husband: . . . Sometimes I wish *I* had a blog. Because, damn.