Because I don't want her to say "vagina" in the grocery store
Me: Sweetie, you have to wipe the front first then the back.
E: What does that mean?
Me: You don't want to get poo poo in the front. It will make you sick.
E: What's the front?
Me: Right there. The front.
E: What are you saying, Mama?
Me: Front first. THEN back.
E: What are you talkin' about?
Me: Let me wipe you, okay?
E: No! I can do it.
Me: Okay. Let's start over. Take this. Wipe your front. Right there. Okay. Now throw that in the toilet. Okay, good. Now take this. And wipe in the back. Back there. The butt part. Good. Now do that every time.
E: Um... what?
E: What does that mean?
Me: You don't want to get poo poo in the front. It will make you sick.
E: What's the front?
Me: Right there. The front.
E: What are you saying, Mama?
Me: Front first. THEN back.
E: What are you talkin' about?
Me: Let me wipe you, okay?
E: No! I can do it.
Me: Okay. Let's start over. Take this. Wipe your front. Right there. Okay. Now throw that in the toilet. Okay, good. Now take this. And wipe in the back. Back there. The butt part. Good. Now do that every time.
E: Um... what?
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I'm so trying to instill that in C and she'll look straight into my eyes and deliberately do it the opposite way. Um, dear, you are just spiting yourself. WTF do I do with that?
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