Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

Right Boob: Hi. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Right Boob and I just want to take a small moment and share with you the fact that the human to which we are attached recently received her first actual paycheck for blogging.

Left Boob: WOO to the FUCKIN HOO, yo!!! I luuuuurves gin!

RB: Please stop. You're embarrassing both of us.

LB: What-ev. You're just jealous because I am so big and round.

RB: I have no need to display myself so ostentatiously. I understand that the world doesn't revolve around me, unlike some boobs I know.

LB: Wait! What the hell was that? Over there? Was that Brad Pitt? Oh, wait, no. It's just Neighbor. Ha. I'm so stupid. Hey, have you ever tried Beefeater gin with pomegranate juice? It is yummmmmmmmm-y.

RB: Pay attention! Jesus, you're like a child.

LB: I know you are but what am I?

RB: Sigh. Anyway. Check out "our" first blogging paycheck. And additionally the shirt husband made for "us" for Christmas. On the back it reads "evil blog."

LB: ROCK N ROLL!!!!