Holla

I just returned from a conference, or as I call it, "restocking my pen supply."

The hotel in which we stayed was nice, nice, nice. Good food, good service, nice rooms, etc. Firstly, I would like to thank the hotel for it's position so close to a Wal-Mart, further enabling my Mountain Dew addiction, and for also providing 20 ounce bottles of Pepsi products, including Mountain Dew, during conference breaks. Shout-out, yo.

Also, I would like to say that I appreciate the way that hotels now, as a general rule, do not change your bedding each day that you are there unless otherwise requested. Additionally, I want to offically apologize to The Environment for the fact that I got chocolate on the bedding, two days in a row, that required the bedding be washed, using water, and requiring the introduction of otherwise unneccesary chemical cleaning supplies into our world. I am sorry, The Environment.

In addition, I want to apologize for everyone with whom I attempted to mingle and for the fact that I am unable to converse about sports or television or movies or gardening. Shit. I suck.