From the Clueless Couch

My own stupidity honestly amazes me sometimes. Like the fact that I listened to happy rap for like 10 years before realizing that "hood" was short for "neighborhood." Oh lord.

I had one of those "oh duh!" moments today, and I thought I'd share with you. Because I have no pride.

So the Puff the Magic Dragon lyrics, as well as lyrics from a song included in Alice in Wonderland refer to something I heard as "ceiling wax." And every single time I heard it, I thought, "Damn. Do people really wax their ceilings? Because I can barely get my floor swept. Obviously. I am such a crap housekeeper."

But then, this morning, I totally realized it was SEALING wax. Oh, oh yeah. I knew that, yeah.