Just Being Mean
I've been noticing, for awhile now, how very difficult it is to buy a one-piece swimsuit. The only ones offered look like... well, granny suits. Ruched spandex, attached skirt, 18-hour straps. You know what I mean. Target is bikini-planet. And no, I'm not talking about tankini. Bikini. As in, jeebers look at my crack. And that's fine, because if you have the body for that, I'm all about it. Seriously.
But people. Please, for the love of god, take a good long look in a full-length mirror before you wear that bikini in public (and by "public" I mean my local Y where I will have to look at you). And then, please, visit the Land's End web site.
Thank you.
But people. Please, for the love of god, take a good long look in a full-length mirror before you wear that bikini in public (and by "public" I mean my local Y where I will have to look at you). And then, please, visit the Land's End web site.
Thank you.
posted by Neno | 7:53 AM
2 Comments:
Just wanted you all know...
...I love swimming in a tankini. hahahahah ahahah haah haha a... that's supposed to be funny but you're not laughing. WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING.
litterboxboss
People should remember, just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it. :-)
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