In Which I Call Bob the Tomato an A-hole
Someone bought E a Veggie Tales video for Christmas. At first I was like, okay, that's cute. At second I was like, oh shit this is one of the God ones. At third I was like, hey this is kind of cute, and funny, and what the hell. Anyway, the video includes a song that goes, "God is bigger than the boogieman, he's bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on TV." (Now, don't really get me started on the theme of this video, which is that you don't have to be scared because God is looking out for you. Oh puh-lease. Tell that to Katrina victims, you edible assholes.) ANYWAY.
The other day, E was in the bathroom by herself going potty. And, she likes to sing to herself during that time. (Also, as background we have a really extra fat cat, and his name is Willow.) So this is what she was singing, "God is bigger than... somebody but not bigger than Willow because he is really really biiiiiig."
The other day, E was in the bathroom by herself going potty. And, she likes to sing to herself during that time. (Also, as background we have a really extra fat cat, and his name is Willow.) So this is what she was singing, "God is bigger than... somebody but not bigger than Willow because he is really really biiiiiig."
posted by Neno | 6:52 AM
3 Comments:
That's right God! Look out!
Those Veggie Tales are a bit creepy. But, scary enough, I actually know that "God" song and it is a catchy little number. I might switch to E's version though -- she's got something there.
Oh yes. I can't even remember how we acquired the first one, but now? We own. Them. All. I had hoped that my daughters obsession with them would eventually wane, but it's been two years, so, not happening. *sigh*
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