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E has a hard time falling asleep. Mostly because it is her mission in life to make my brain ooze out of my ears. Or maybe she's just a normal toddler. Whatever.

Anyway, these are the things she has said while in her room, not sleeping:

Hey! What's so funny down there?

Mama! Come up here! Come up here now! Do you WANT me to have an accident? A POOP accident?

My poop is taking a bath. In my PEE!

Mama! I broke my dresser. Again.

Mama! I was naughty!

Snuggle me in!

Turn the bathroom light on!

Once upon a time there was a girl named E. She went up to the big, big, big, big castle to get her daddy. The end.

And I was a chicken. BOK! BOK! BOK! BOK! And there was a rooster COCK A DOO DOO! And he gave me a big, big, big, big hug. The end.

I'm big and strong, Mama! I don't need a nap!

I have a wedgie!

Mama, I need to wash my hands because I touched my butt!

Turn the dining room light on!

I want to sleep on the floor!

I want to sleep in my bed!

I want water! A hug! My flashlight! Music on! The light on! The light off! The window open! The window closed! Your sanity on a platter! Okay, not that last one. Literally, anyway.