Cookies are Mean

Girl Scout Cookies: Neeeenooooo! Neeeeenoooo!
Neno: I can't hear you, Girl Scout Cookies.
GSC: But Neno, you loooooove us, don't you want to be with us?
Neno: Not this year, GSC. I'm on a diet.
GSC: But we are chocolatey! And minty! And we think you look beautiful just exactly the way that you are.
Neno: Shut up... really? Wait, no. Stop it!
GSC: Mmmmm. We loooove you and you deserve us because you have been so good lately.
Neno: That's true. I have been good lately.
GSC: Don't forsake us, Neno. We only come around once a year.
Neno: You're so right. One little, or maybe two, or wait the package says that four is a serving, so maybe four little cookies wouldn't hurt.
GSC: That's right, now you're getting it. Little slow on the uptake aren't you?